Lawak SMS

1. When ur life is in darkness... ...
Pray 2 God and ask Him 2 free u from darkness... .. and
If u r still in darkness..Pls pay ur TNB bill.

2. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
You can be sure of one thing;
Either the car is new or the wife.

3. An angry china man entered a shop and shouted :
Where's my free gift with this cooking oil?
Shopkeeper : What free gift??
China man : Oi, here got put "Cholesterol FREE!"

4. If u need ADVICE, SMS ME,
If u need DARLING, CALL ME,
If u need HELP, E-MAIL ME,
IF U NEED MONEY, Nombor yang anda dail, tiada dalam perkhidmatan kami, TerimaKasih.

Bila Isteri Terlepas Malam Jumaat

Pada hari jumaat.. iaitu setelah seminggu si suami pergi outstation..

isteri: abang,abang tahu tak yang abang adalah orang paling special dalam hidup saya!

suami: betol ke ni yang? cuba cerita kenapa yang cakap macam tuh?

isteri: Sebab abang ada “telur”. (sambil buat muka tak tahan  )

suami : haa? apa kaitan telur abang dengan special pulak?

Isteri : apa laa abang ni.kan kalau kita beli burger special,mesti ada telur kan.sama jugaklah dengan abang.

Suami : (dalam hati berfikir, memang nak kena bini aku malam ni!!)