Susah Senang Jadi Cikgu

Kain Tersepit





Sorang husband balik dari outstation dgn mata lebam kiri dan kanan.. Bila bini
dia tanya, katanya… masa kat escalator airport, sorang awek cun berskirt di
depan dia. Elok je depan mata dia, skirt awek tu tersepit gak kat celah ponggong
dia, so, dengan baik atinya, dia tarik le…. so, awek tu bengang, terus tumbok
dia…

“Debuk” lebam nombo 1 kat mata kanan. Dalam ati dia kata… ‘mungkin awek ni
marah sbab aku tarik kain dia tadi’…so, dia pun tolak le balik kain tu
masuk… dan seterusnya “debuk” untuk lebam ke2 di mata kiri…

Kesian… kan? dan lepas husband ni abis bercerita, idung dia plak berdarah dan
patah kerana ditumbok oleh bini dia sebab baru tau laki dia menggatal…



Isi Borang Untuk Kerja Kosong




Oleh kerana dah boring isi borang kerja kosong tapi asyik tak dapat, Ros menggunakan teknik baru supaya company yang dia apply kerja tu beri perhatian kepada permohonannya.

Name : Ros
Age : Still young
Sex: Still a virgin
Religion: I only have experience praying my cat which dead 2 years before
Race: I love to race. How u know?
Nationality : I don’t like National. I prefer Sanyo
IC No.: 6735
Tel No.: My house no telephone
HP No.: Nokia 3310
Address: Jelutong, Penang
City: Nurhaliza?
Postcode: I never post anything
Country: I love travel to London
Status: Secret
EmailAddress : Hotmail
Education Background : My teacher said, not bad
Working Experience : Last time I got sell pirate VCD
Father’s Name : Daddy
Father’s IC No. : U ask him
Mother’s Name : Mummy
Mother’s IC No. : U ask her
Expected Salary : As much as u can pay
When can start work? : Depends on my mood
Highest Qualification : Very high
Grade : Also very high
College/University : College
Signature : Can I use chop??